Everything you ever wanted to know about your computer but were afraid to ask.
People want everything for free.
Complex software that takes months, maybe years to develop must be free, it is people's constitutional right to get it for nothing and be angry if it - God forbid - installs a shiny ad toolbar along the way.
At the same time people will gladly leave $10 at Starbucks for a cup of warm water in it and even say thank you when they leave.
If only people would pay for the software they use - even a fraction of its value - no one would ever need things like OpenCandy / InstallMonetizer / Conduit / Other Toolbars.